Jesus Doesn't Have Time for You, According to Christian Group's Pamphlet (PHOTO)

By Eric Corpus, Thursday, January 23, 2014

It's another case of when the thought being in the right place, but the execution being off. Reddit user theqwoppingdead uploaded this image, titled, "A religious group's pamphlet. They got the texts mixed up so it looks like Jesus doesn't have time for you." And as texters can recognize, that's right.

Text message apps normally go like this: The texts you send go on the right, the texts you receive go on the left and the person you're texting appears at the top as a contact. So, according to this pamphlet, the iPhone user initiates the conversation with "Hey," and Jesus responds with "What's up" and so on.

It's a simple mistake that we, and hopefully the pamphlet's creators, can all get a chuckle from. Unless they mean that Jesus really is too slammed in the mornings. Hmm…