Target's Payroll Department to Allow Cashiers to Self-Identify as CEOs
Target has announced that its payroll department will start allowing cashiers to self-identify as CEOs when asking for their checks.
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Viral Video by Former Abortionist Changing Minds of Pro-Choice Women
Even in this day in age where people seem so set in their ways, there is room for people to change their minds on a hot-button issue.
Benny Hinn Accidentally Knocks Himself Out With 'Power of the Spirit'
Prosperity preacher and much touted faith-healer Toufik Benedictus Hinn knocked himself unconscious by mistake thanks to what he later described as the "Power of the Spirit."
Rob Bell Says He Rarely Uses the Term 'American' Anymore
Former megachurch pastor Rob Bell has recently declared that he rarely uses the term "American" anymore when describing himself or others.
White House Spox Josh Earnest Changes Name to 'Josh Somewhat Sincere'
White House spokesman Josh Earnest has announced that he will officially change his name to "Josh Somewhat Sincere."
Newly Released 'Trump Bible' Vows to 'Make the Good Book Great Again'
Republican presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump has released a new translation of the Holy Bible that he promises will make a "huuuge improvement" on the sacred text.
Obama Tells Schools They Must Teach Creationism
President Barack Obama has issued a directive to all public schools in the nation which states that they must now teach either Creationism or Intelligent Design in their science classes.
Mainline Church Bars Jesus' Words for Being Too 'Exclusive,' 'Patriarchal'
A mainline Protestant congregation has decided to ban Jesus' recorded statements over the belief that they are, in the words of the church leadership, "exclusive" and "patriarchal."
Clergy Admit the Term 'Discernment' Is Code for 'Putting It Off'
Mrs. Studebaker has been a lifelong member of Nicolaitan Episcopal Church and often helps volunteers on various committees.
Target to Let Shoplifters Self-Identify as Paying Customers
The Corporate leadership of Target Stores, Inc. has announced that they are now going to allow shoplifters to self-identify as paying customers.
