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  May 27, 2016

  Target's Payroll Department to Allow Cashiers to Self-Identify as CEOs

  Target has announced that its payroll department will start allowing cashiers to self-identify as CEOs when asking for their checks.

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  May 25, 2016

  Viral Video by Former Abortionist Changing Minds of Pro-Choice Women

  Even in this day in age where people seem so set in their ways, there is room for people to change their minds on a hot-button issue.

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  May 23, 2016

  Benny Hinn Accidentally Knocks Himself Out With 'Power of the Spirit'

  Prosperity preacher and much touted faith-healer Toufik Benedictus Hinn knocked himself unconscious by mistake thanks to what he later described as the "Power of the Spirit."

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  May 23, 2016

  Rob Bell Says He Rarely Uses the Term 'American' Anymore

  Former megachurch pastor Rob Bell has recently declared that he rarely uses the term "American" anymore when describing himself or others.

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  May 20, 2016

  White House Spox Josh Earnest Changes Name to 'Josh Somewhat Sincere'

  White House spokesman Josh Earnest has announced that he will officially change his name to "Josh Somewhat Sincere."

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  May 19, 2016

  Newly Released 'Trump Bible' Vows to 'Make the Good Book Great Again'

  Republican presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump has released a new translation of the Holy Bible that he promises will make a "huuuge improvement" on the sacred text.

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  May 18, 2016

  Obama Tells Schools They Must Teach Creationism

  President Barack Obama has issued a directive to all public schools in the nation which states that they must now teach either Creationism or Intelligent Design in their science classes.

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  May 11, 2016

  Mainline Church Bars Jesus' Words for Being Too 'Exclusive,' 'Patriarchal'

  A mainline Protestant congregation has decided to ban Jesus' recorded statements over the belief that they are, in the words of the church leadership, "exclusive" and "patriarchal."

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  May 5, 2016

  Clergy Admit the Term 'Discernment' Is Code for 'Putting It Off'

  Mrs. Studebaker has been a lifelong member of Nicolaitan Episcopal Church and often helps volunteers on various committees.

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  May 2, 2016

  Target to Let Shoplifters Self-Identify as Paying Customers

  The Corporate leadership of Target Stores, Inc. has announced that they are now going to allow shoplifters to self-identify as paying customers.